October 27, 2011

• <A Tale of Two Cities – 又到選舉時>

  話說… 上星期發左電郵俾所有候選人.

  
  然後, 完全我唔記得左呢件事.

  唔知點解又突然記起 (老人痴呆耶). 再打開電郵, 得兩個候選人回左我 – 分別係曼聯既2號 加利仔 同埋 5號 盛浩文. 據聞講區議會選舉要講晒有關名單上所有人, 唔係會招來麻煩 (係咪真? 我唔係咁清楚), but who gives a shit to that? 戇撚鳩既, 唔通寫 Boston Celtics 講完 Allen 同 Garnett 我一定要提埋 Big Baby? 無關係既人, 就係無關係; 淨係提個名, 有乜春意思?

  其他個三個粉皮, 俾足一個星期, 三條簡單問題, 都唔回我電郵, 要提佢地仲係我既責任嗎? 點呀? 俾一年你答好唔好?

  呢d人未選到, 已經唔回答選民既問題, 你有信心佢選到唔會尸位素餐? 實在是天方夜譚.

  下年立法會選舉, 我一樣會發問題去. 唔覆, 我一定唔投. 不過, 民主黨/ 民建聯/ 左仔 回左, 我都唔會投.

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  先講加利仔, 我19號發電郵, 佢20號回覆 :

  1.  Whether you support, do not support, or conditionally support LEUNG Chun-Ying (梁振英), Henry TANG (唐英年) or Albert HO (何俊仁) as the next Chief Executive.  Please also explain your choices
   
  答 : Being a huge supporter of democracy, I would have to go with Mr. Albert HO, regardless of his relatively lower popularity ratings.

  原來好多人都知何俊仁唔受歡迎! 話左民主黨正仆街黎.
  
  另外, 民主黨 同 民主 一d 關係都冇; 正如共產黨 一d 都唔 共產.
   

  2.  Your solutions to the serious water-dripping from air-conditioning units in TST; and
   
  答 : You should immediately report such a case to the Food & Hygiene Dept.  And if they do not address the issue, you can come to me for help (that is, if I am elected).   

  仆街拉你. 食環出左名會日頭睇滴水, 但大部分人夜晚先返到屋企開冷氣… 就係因為咁, 所以尖沙咀長期有滴水既問題. 然後你叫我搵食環.

  3.  Concrete proposals to preserve the cultural and ethnical diversity in Chung King Mansion?
   
  答 : Chung King Mansions is already a very diverse place!!
  If i am elected, i shall make it a point to call the Police department to keep a close watch for any criminal activity in such places such as drug trafficking, illegal imports, and the like.  We shall do our very best to keep the famous Chung King Mansion a safe and beautiful place so that people from all walks of life can enjoy the local “Chung King” experience.

  留意. 好多人好鐘意用好多感嘆號!!!!!! 搵差佬做乜? 重慶大廈既犯罪, 只不過是有冒牌相機, 人蛇, 偶爾大人打架. 水太清則無魚, 我是不認為沒有這些東西, 重慶會更好.

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  又睇一睇5號盛浩文既回覆. 佢10月24號回覆.

  Dear Elector,

  Thank you for your email and I am happy to reply to your questions.

  1. Albert Ho has absolutely no chance to win the Chief Executive election but by being in the election he will bring up issues and raise questions that the other Beijing appointees might not want to bring up. In my opinion injecting both CY Leung and Henry Tang is a pathetic attempt at showing that there is some kind of real choice in that election, when they are just two flavours of the same cyanide. This is why the Civic Party and I will continue to fight to bring full democracy in the CE election.

  好正既回覆, 尤其第一句 – Absolutely no chance. 下年立法會, 民主黨都唔使旨意全數保留到而家既議席.

  2. I will admit that the dripping of air conditioners is a nuisance having been splashed on the head many times by them. It is really a matter for individual flat owners and building management sense of public morals and civic responsibility to fix their leaking air conditioners. However, if elected I will push the relative departments to step up enforcement on the worst offending buildings.

  而家好多人當重覆問題一次, 以為叫答左… 事實上, 加埋上年既候選人, 只係得 老加利 一個叫有答過問題. 話俾食環/政府知? 我夠叫佢唔好拎個遞補機制出黎拉. 晒鳩氣.

  3. Chung King Mansions is the heart of ethnic minority business in Hong Kong, there is no doubt. I will help to preserve this important business venue for ethnic minorities at the town planning board, while making sure that the police continue to do their job in rooting out crime from there. I am glad to see that the management of Chung King has in recent years is spending their funds towards the improvements to the interior and exterior of this important building.

  Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any further questions.

  好野喎. 佢知道重慶既發展.

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  其實問條問題就容易, 要三言兩語答好撚難. 認真, 佢地答乜, 我無謂所謂, 反正最後都係得啖笑. 問佢地問題反而係想知佢地究竟有幾重視個別選民, 同埋有冇熱誠.

  由於區議會係單議席單票制 (屌, 即係一張票投一個候選人lor), 無得好似立法會咁配票. 我一家三票, 要投, 就應該投晒同一個人, 否則阿嬋又會嬴. 至於投邊個, 我心裏有數.

  題外話, 雖然近排慘敗於曼城腳下, 我好鍾意費格遜的. 講笑o者, 我都唔睇足球既.

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  又題外話.

  據聞有d人唔讚成票債票還, 即用選票懲罰民主黨.

  問一下你自己. 你覺得上年625 民主黨贊成政府拋錨既政改, 有冇出賣你? 無既話你可以唔睇落去. 下面既野對你無乜意思.

  如果你覺得佢地有出賣你, 但你又繼續投佢… 以德報怨, 何以報德? 那是非常簡單的反應.

  有d人 話, 若然抵制民主黨, 可能令泛民無左佔總數三分之一議席既否決權. 問題係, 民主黨仲係泛民? 再者, 如果有人出賣左你但 毫 . 無 . 代 . 價 ., 咁作為你手頭上張選票有乜用? 即係無論點, 我地都要焗投民主黨? 咁香港立法會/區議會選舉 與 大陸所謂 鄉公所的民主選舉 有乜分別 – 倒頭我們還是要投民主黨/ 共產黨.

  你投民主黨, 即係支持投共.

  我寧願立法會俾人控制多四年 (橫豎結果都係一樣), 也要告訴泛民各黨派知 :

  you are not going to betray us, not even once; or you will pay.

  民主黨已是陌路人. 我是不會原諒你的.

      

  (傻豬; 按圖是可以放大的)

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